I yelled into the phone with delight the moment I learned this.

ATTENTION INTERNET:

I have just been granted the exemption I needed in order to have full access to financial aid including:
– All $2025(per semester) of the Pell Grant
– other sundry government grants and loans

I will now be attacking school with a renewed vigor, given that You People(TM) will be footing the bill with your tax dollars. Thank you, suckers.

I guess that last part was only directed at the americans who read this.

Big SHOUT OUT to internet charlotte for not paying for my school, but maybe reading my journal anyway.